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Tuesday, July 20

Team Edward, Team Jacob.

I haven't watch Eclipse yet cos sadly, or maybe, not so sadly, Sitiawan's cinema isn't showing it.
It isn't showing Despicable Me too, WHERE CAN LIDDIS ?!

But still, I've heard tons of talks about team Edward and team Jacob.
So here are a few random facts about Edward and Jacob

Edward.
#1 He sparkles under the sun. WHAT. THE. FLICK
#2 He's not a real vampire because he sparkles under the sun. Vampires are supposed to be afraid of GARLIC, not sunlight -.-
#3 He is very the handsome :)
#4 He is loyal and well doesn't cheat on Bella or something
#5 He agreed to have sex with Bella because she agreed to marry him. wtf x2
#6 He is vegetarian, eww sissy.
#7 He didnt want to make babies with Bella because he doesn't want to kill her. Wait, do vampires make babies at all ?
#8 He listens to Debussy, WTF x2
#9 He can fly, jump, whatever.
#10 He cannot live with Bella -.-

Jacob
#1 He has a very hot body.
#2 Sadly he has a face of a llama
#3 He's not so 'I cannot live without you' like Edward.
#4 He doesn't normally wear a shirt.
#5 He has 24 chromosomes wtf
#6 He has a body temperature of 42.7 degrees
#7 He is not getting married to a girl who goes all depressed cos her boyfriend who's afraid of sunlight, never gets old and sparkles under the sun left her.


After all that, which side are you on ? I'm definitely on team Jacob even though I like Robert Pattinson.
Personally, I think this series is a tad too overrated.
Edward leaves,
Bella depressed
Bella jumps of a cliff
Edward thinks she died
Edward wants to die
Bella wants to turn vampire so that he wont die.

WHAT THE FLICK.

Its a little too draggy sometimes.
Of course Edward can live without Bella, he had lived without her before he met her.
and Bella can live perfectly well without Edward, she has lived perfectly without him before and plus she has Jacob.
I heard the book was good, I haven't read it yet.
But after watching the first two Twilight movies, it was just disappointing.

These are what I think about the movie. Like it if you want, but I definitely dont :)
If you ask me to choose between Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson, now thats a total different story :)

I WANNA WATCH DESPICABLE ME. D:

10 comments:

Lukey Cher Hong said...

with all the points u've given.. i still hate the both of them... at least dori lukey is better... muahahaha

Dropped by from Lukey's Rantings

Vin Tsen Gan said...

Ish, mankind's worst creation ever >.<

Hilda Milda™ said...

No matter what, I will be always on team Jacob. Aww, too bad Despicable Me is nt showing in the cinema near you, it's a must watch! :p

SiMon Har said...

i'm on team Edward!

ken said...

despicable me should be better! =D

HenRy LeE ® said...

i watch D-ME ady! it's nice! agnes is super cute! XD

HenRy LeE ® said...

btw i think both of them are ridiculous characters which should not exist in fantasy nor real life... kthxbye! XD

Rolling Fumbling Thug said...

Llama, hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Connie Ng said...

LOL. Jacob is better larh. :P

Lilyn Ng said...

llama! LMAO! hahahahahhahahahhaha!
but no, he looks good. :]