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Tuesday, March 2

Ultimate list of excuses for not doing homework

ULTIMATE LIST OF EXCUSES FOR NOT DOING HOMEWORK

#1 I was too busy playing video games
#2 I didn't do my homework, so why should i get in trouble for something I DIDN'T DO !
#3 I couldn't find anyone else to do it for me.
#4 I didn't feel like doing it
#5 Homework KILLS TREES, so i didn't do it
#6 We were freezing and I had to burn it to stay alive.
#7 Aliens kidnapped me
#8 I got pulled into a time warp and turned it in 40 years ago !
#9 Global warming melted my pencil
#10 I had some questions about it, but I didn't want to call and bother you at home.
#11 EVERY PENCIL IN OUR HOUSE WAS BROKEN
#12 I did it, it's just not HERE.
#13 Homework ?! What homework ?
#14 It wasn't challenging enough
#15 It was my sister's fault, I told her to finish it for me !
#16 My brain is on vacation.
#17 I had more important things to do
#18 My brain is so full of information already, I coudln't fit any more in my head.
#19 Aliens stole it and took it to the moon. So if you want it, its on the moon
#20 Flying monkeys stole it !
#21 My dog ate it.
#22 I don't do homework. Thats what sisters are for.
#23 I made it into a paper airplane, and it flew away
#24 My hands were too sore from playing video games to do my homework !
#25 I turned it in already. DON'T TELL ME YOU LOST IT !
#26 I recycled it to save the environment
#27 I coudln't do it because I have a rare paper allergy.

and my favourite
#28 A lont time ago I got a bad paper cut, so now, I'm scared of paper.

LOL Got this from my bro's Levis tee. NOW I KNOW WHERE HE GETS ALL HIS EXCUSES FROM LOLOLOL

4 comments:

Destiny Testarossa said...

ahahahahah!!damn nice excuses lol!!

houey said...

brings a whole new dimension to the word lame..LOL

Anonymous said...

U got it from dewem's shirt ,right?

Anonymous said...

dewen*